Transhumanistic Manifest-Panspermialism

i tried to say “none pizza with left beef” out loud today and it took me like 3 whole minutes to get it out without interrupting myself laughing

i didn’t even have the picture, i was just remembering none pizza with left beef

liquorsexandtattoos:

Think about how fast he snitched tho

queenofdorite:

SCIENCE IS MY NERF DART LAUNCHER, INTELLECT IS MY BUTTERKNIFE

queenofdorite:

SCIENCE IS MY NERF DART LAUNCHER, INTELLECT IS MY BUTTERKNIFE

plahnts:

z0m1:

Francisco Alvarado Park, Zarcero, Costa Rica. Landscape designer Evangelisto Blanco shaped this dream-like wonderland out of conifer cypress trees in the 1960s. The enchanting park beckons to the young at heart with figures like waltzing elephants, a monkey on a motorcycle, and a crowded bullfight ring. Above are 16 topiaries that curve to create eerie and mysterious archways.
Photo credit: Jamie Royer

woah


all i can think looking at this is “Franchia”

plahnts:

z0m1:

Francisco Alvarado Park, Zarcero, Costa Rica. Landscape designer Evangelisto Blanco shaped this dream-like wonderland out of conifer cypress trees in the 1960s. The enchanting park beckons to the young at heart with figures like waltzing elephants, a monkey on a motorcycle, and a crowded bullfight ring. Above are 16 topiaries that curve to create eerie and mysterious archways.

Photo credit: Jamie Royer

woah

all i can think looking at this is “Franchia”

someone’s gotta be farmin’ these goddamn fuckin’ mushrooms.

someone’s gotta be farmin’ these goddamn fuckin’ mushrooms.

casualmalexlfan:

best horse names on wikipedia

myrandaroyces:

nick fury has got his arms around natasha like she’s the mother of his child and tony stark is that child and they’ve just heard the news about what tony did at school today and they don’t know how to best discipline him or how they manged to raise such a failure of a child

myrandaroyces:

nick fury has got his arms around natasha like she’s the mother of his child and tony stark is that child and they’ve just heard the news about what tony did at school today and they don’t know how to best discipline him or how they manged to raise such a failure of a child

when i went to the faculty spotlight for writing seminars at hopkins, the director of the undergrad program was the guy teaching the sample lesson, and he was really enthusiastic and generally great

but i was also really excited when he was talking about “the reader” and eventually said “they” - then went on a whole digression about how he used to be totally anti-they, but then realized it was just pedantic and has completely abandoned all the he/she forms in favor of singular they

like

the director of undergrad writing at my future school is a member of the Singular They Defense Force, sweet