February 2012
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lethargiclogic asked: How are you so sure that the chocolate in parrot photo set is CGI?
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love-among-the-tombstones replied to your post: love-among-the-tombstones replied to your post: I…
See, I started off seeing the photoset and was genuinely concerned—chocolate is very poisonous to birds. The CGI thing broke minutes later, after I had already posted my ill-formed opinion.
I feel even if it was a real bird and even if he really didn’t know, in the time between taking...
“I almost didn’t go to a pride parade because of Rice Dream Strawberry Yogurt Ice...”
– Tumblr, talking about vegan ice cream and rewriting the comparison pool by equating pride parades to the epitome of lucrative activity
This is the future of the human race if something is not done.
“Look at me aren’t I SJ I eat vegan and go to pride parades (which actually stigmatize...
thetexaschainsawmanicure:
what next tumblr
how about we protest scorpion lollies, feeding crickets to herps or indigenous cultures eating roasted spiders —
OH SWIM DON’T YOU KNOW ANYTHING, arachnids and insects are hideous creatures with too many legs and exist only to be squashed
my mistake
ANIMALS DESERVE HUMAN RIGHTS
Because they’re cute
So yeah, forget the other ones
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love-among-the-tombstones replied to your post: I was going to tumbl a little before bed.
It’s funny now that it’s CGI.
The first thing I saw was the CGI debate. I didn’t actually know what it was about. Then I saw the photoset.
I was going to tumbl a little before bed.
I came into an argument about whether a CGI bird going into a chocolate fountain was okay.
See you guys later, tumblr’s doing that thing where it’s stupid and pedantic again.
Like always.
“I think we can all recognize that the “it’s a joke excuse” is the most...”
– Loose Talk: You can take your “just joking” and shove it. (via fox-power)
The people who argue against “joking” are almost as annoying as the people who use it as an excuse.
I’m glad you found a way to put a rephrasing of “check your privilege” in there. +10 SJ...
I was in a silly mood
So I watched Osmosis Jones
The silliest movie in existence
…90 minutes of my life I’m never getting back
Running uTorrent to download and FileZilla to move...
Progress bar watching, mediocre level (influenced by tumblr)
Micromanagement, master level (cannot stop fiddling)
Watchmatchster:
neat!
Fox News accuses The Lorax and Arrietty of... →
anticapitalist:
Fox News’ Lou Dobbs is taking aim at The Lorax and The Secret World of Arrietty for brainwashing our kids with their anti-industrialism agenda, and for foisting Obama’s rhetoric about “sharing” onto children. Because sharing is evil.
We would be shocked, except that digging through pop culture’s leftovers in search of indoctrination paranoia is not even remotely new for these...
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iamdaddyjohn asked: Hello, John ! I was guided to your page from my lord, I will pray for you because God loves everybody 3> but really I am just an old punk rocker, that was so fucking smart that I ended up being strung out on heroin and many other drugs, leaving in the bushes. But I have been clean for over 14 years. I have never believed in a god, but I do surround my self with believers ! Because I go to 12...
absurdreasoning:
I’m so fucking sick of the incessant talk about how the girl from my school that died is an angel now… no, she’s not some ~*beautiful angel watching down*~ she’s fucking dead, nonexistent, nothingness, her entire mental life wiped out into an inconceivable atemporal nothingness. Even if some underlying aspect of her mental life survived, it’s nothing remotely related to her...
Racism.
hypoallergeniccannibals:
fuckyeahstretchedears:
we-lie-we-love:
Ok, so here is my theory. There’s black people, and niggers. Black people, are just black people, niggers are the annoying ones. Same with Hispanics and beaners/wetbacks, Asians and chinks, etc. Its not racist, I’m not singling out a whole race, just people of that race that are particularly frustrating or annoying. I feel the...
FUCK FUCK MOTHERFUCKING FUCK
caspiav:
I HAD 3 SQUARES LEFT
THREE SQUARES
THAT WAS SUCH A DUMB MISTAKE
GOD DAMN IT
I bet you if you had gotten it down to 2 squares, it would have been one of those toss-up situations.
Because god hates you.
My English teacher is going to be so fucking...
And it will be so glorious.
We had to do a watered-down version of the formalistic approach on Oedipus Rex.
The formalistic approach is stupid. The watered down version of it is even stupider.
This is my conclusion. I think it’s hilarious.
“There’s plenty of organic unity in Oedipus Rex. There’s irony, and the tragic hero and his journey. They come together to form tragedy, a...
rooftopsedge:
Is this a thing now?
Where we are writing Haikus
about other bloggers?
My school friends did this
And we always ended with
Refrigerator
Having extreme difficulty figuring out if trolling →
anticapitalist:
It’s a troll blog.
In that case it’s hilarious.
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gaypher replied to your link: Having extreme difficulty figuring out if trolling
You gotta sharpen your detection skills, brah. Also, being that I think his aim was not to deceive but to amuse those of similar mind, I don’t think it can be called “trolling.” In this case it is probably a “j-oke.”
As much as I used to like pointing out the improper use of the word “troll,” it’s...
Having extreme difficulty figuring out if trolling →
Ideas are actually a shitton of atoms being really...
Everything is.
The more complexity the more familiarity to us, the complex.
Something simple like fusion is a star is astounding to us.
But something immensely complex like society or or an idea is easy for us to comprehend.
The universe is cool.
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I just a wrote a poem about my friend's penis
anticapitalist:
Austen has a tasty penis
and it glows like the sun on a beautiful summer eve
radiating glory and brightness to all in its sight
As powerful as the strongest hurricane
while as majestic as the lions of the forest
as reserved as (insert simile here)
and as loving as an anarchist commune.
I foresee a future where penis poems are a high art
A glorious future
Lab-Grown Meat →
caspiav:
transhumanisticpanspermia:
lethargiclogic:
transhumanisticpanspermia:
caspiav:
knightofash:
transhumanisticpanspermia:
caspiav:
hypoallergeniccannibals:
caspiav:
Lab-Grown Meat
transhumanisticpanspermia:
caspiav:
I’m okay with this.
I’m fascinated as to what the reaction of the vegetarian/vegan community at large will be to this. Reduced environmental impact and...
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Oi
Just because US interference in Iran is nationalistic, xenophobic bullshit doesn’t mean Iran doesn’t have a terrible regime.
That’s “enemy of my enemy is my friend” bullshit, which is a close cousin of nationalistic, xenophobic bullshit. Both forms of shit come from bulls still evolutionarially close enough to produce offspring, albeit sterile offspring.
Iran sucks,...
If you pretend your happy for long enough...
peacelovedancesmile:
you forget that your actually not, and then by the time you remember you’ve had so much fun and you’ve built so many fun memories that the sad stuff doesn’t even matter, then all of a sudden your really happy…that’s how it happened for me anyway….
I’ve entered an interesting cycle, wherein I think I’m happy, then I get happier, then look back and realize that...
Lol "liberty movement"
The people in it sound like Republican party strategists.
“We need to band together”
“We need to remove this person for their image”
“We need to form alliances”
Then again, so the the Occupiers and leftists
Lab-Grown Meat →
lethargiclogic:
transhumanisticpanspermia:
caspiav:
knightofash:
transhumanisticpanspermia:
caspiav:
hypoallergeniccannibals:
caspiav:
Lab-Grown Meat
transhumanisticpanspermia:
caspiav:
I’m okay with this.
I’m fascinated as to what the reaction of the vegetarian/vegan community at large will be to this. Reduced environmental impact and no harm to a sentient being. The only...
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If posts have titles, I typically read them before...
It’s interesting, because I can usually guess which blog it is unconsciously. But whenever the initial guess is wrong, a little red flag goes up in my brain when I read the URL or look at the avatar. So I know when I’m confusing people, because their posts are similar.
I’ve noticed that I’ve started confusing Olivia and Hamna.
Which is weird, because this is the first...
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The beginnings of the American Revolution,...
BRITISH EMPIRE: All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
AMERICAN COLONIES: Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
BRITISH EMPIRE: Except on tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: What?
BRITISH EMPIRE: Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
AMERICAN COLONIES: We’re not buying your stupid tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
AMERICAN COLONIES: Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do you even know what that is?
AMERICAN COLONIES: No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY: Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Oh, for—just drink the tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: No.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: NO.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: Fuck you.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
AMERICAN COLONIES: *Boston Tea Party*
BRITISH EMPIRE: What the hell?
AMERICAN COLONIES: We heard it was Indians.
BRITISH EMPIRE: That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
AMERICAN COLONIES: You get all types in Boston.
BRITISH EMPIRE: …*Coercive Acts*
AMERICAN COLONIES: Oh, it is ON.
Lab-Grown Meat →
caspiav:
knightofash:
transhumanisticpanspermia:
caspiav:
hypoallergeniccannibals:
caspiav:
Lab-Grown Meat
transhumanisticpanspermia:
caspiav:
I’m okay with this.
I’m fascinated as to what the reaction of the vegetarian/vegan community at large will be to this. Reduced environmental impact and no harm to a sentient being. The only people I could see still not wanting to eat this...
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the-squid-king replied to your post: I once had a campaign where the main world powers ended up being Russia and Egypt. I used my PRODIGIOUS amounts of money thing to buy up territories from Russia. They eventually realized I was up to no good when I had taken everything except the homeland and their south american holdings, and the resulting world war lasted about ten minutes.
I love how the...
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Is it racist that I'm applying for like 5 Eastern...
anticapitalist:
All of them say you don’t have to be Eastern European to enter or win?
I’m following the rules!
#stealing money from white people 2kforever
Good. Take it. We certainly have enough of the stuff. It’s just causing us problems.
-says the white male who hasn’t even done anything for college yet and already has half of it paid for by John’s Hopkins wherever he...
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the-squid-king replied to your post: the-squid-king replied to your post:…
Jeez, and I thought Tropico had a tough economy to wrangle.
The Anno series is notorious for its difficult economies.
2070 is the newest, the only one set in the future, and the most complex.
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the-squid-king asked: I once had a campaign where the main world powers ended up being Russia and Egypt. I used my PRODIGIOUS amounts of money thing to buy up territories from Russia. They eventually realized I was up to no good when I had taken everything except the homeland and their south american holdings, and the resulting world war lasted about ten minutes.
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caspiav asked: I admit it was only a 9x9. >.> Still, I don't think I had ever won a single game until tonight, and I just started a 16x16 anyway. And so, I shall work my way up to Expert and amass fame and glory.
Lab-Grown Meat →
caspiav:
hypoallergeniccannibals:
caspiav:
Lab-Grown Meat
transhumanisticpanspermia:
caspiav:
I’m okay with this.
I’m fascinated as to what the reaction of the vegetarian/vegan community at large will be to this. Reduced environmental impact and no harm to a sentient being. The only people I could see still not wanting to eat this are people who are veg/vegan for health reasons, or...
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the-squid-king replied to your post: the-squid-king replied to your post:…
I LOVE RISE OF NATIONS. CHINA IS WHERE IT’S AT, SPECIAL ABILITY WISE
I HATED FIGHTING CHINA IN THE WORLD SCENARIOS. THEY WERE SO AWESOME. AND HARD TO DEFEAT.
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the-squid-king replied to your post: the-squid-king replied to your post:…
Oh man, that is a lot like Tropico 4.
Similar.
But it’s set in the future, with (exaggerated) rising sea levels so that the entire world is just small islands. You have to colonize many islands to have a fully functioning society. Certain islands have certain resources and fertilities.
And it focuses much...
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the-squid-king replied to your post: You taught me that Minesweeper was about math…
SHIT I FOUND AN EIGHT ON A RELATED NOTE GOD IS DEAD
HOLY FUCKBALLS NO
NO
NO
Though a true god of minesweeper can deal with a 9