March 2012
Santorum elected as president
-Ragequit democracy
No joke
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caspiav replied to your chat: Dad: I hope you realize, my entire cooking…
IT’S NOT A BIG DEAL. YOU DON’T HAVE TO FEED ME. I BET YOUR DAD HATES ME NOW.
No, he just likes to make jokes about this sort of stuff. Trust me, he wasn’t speaking out of annoyed frustration, but rather humorous frustration.
It’s not like he’s not used to it. We have a vegetarian in the family, and...
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Dad: I hope you realize, my entire cooking itinerary revolves around the grill. You're kind of limiting my options here.
Me: Well, Olivia is a pescatarian, not a just vegetarian.
Dad: Posca what now?
Me: Pescatarian. She eats fish and shellfish.
Dad: If I found a pork fish, would she eat that?
Me: ...
Anonymous asked: Wow, sorry your penis is so...
dapperdouchebaggery:
transhumanisticpanspermia:
dapperdouchebaggery:
…I refuse to believe this is serious.
This is tumblr.
I’d reconsider your refusal.
Quick! Say you identify as having erectile dysfunction, and that erections infringe on your identity!
Damn. Good point.
But identifying as having ED would get in the way of identifying as ice cream.
Hey. You can be whatever you...
wombatfractal:
to be fair I dont know anyone of above average intelligence who subscribes to a religion, so if you dont have to be a retard to have a faith then at most if you’re a fairly intelligent person you probably wont.
Actually, one of the smartest people I know is christian.
One of the few times I talked to her about religion, she revealed she had an attitude of “well, you...
Anonymous asked: Wow, sorry your penis is so...
dapperdouchebaggery:
…I refuse to believe this is serious.
This is tumblr.
I’d reconsider your refusal.
Quick! Say you identify as having erectile dysfunction, and that erections infringe on your identity!
Breaking News: 15-year-old Caucasian female breaks...
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What if we are a pantheon of gods
And by coming up with concepts of god and the supernatural, we control a lower realm? Our concepts of the supernatural are what govern the lesser realm at any given time. The lesser realm governs an even lesser realm. So, if most of us believe in an asshole Abrahamic god, we’ve created an asshole Abrahamic god who’s ruling over a twice-lesser realm.
The reason our concepts of the...
If you see this post that means your tumblr...
anticapitalist:
Glee
Airport
Mapcrunch
Doctor Who
Sherlock
Holmes
Solidarity
Libertarianism
Capitalism
Communismkills
anal rupture
mass effect
assassins creed
portal
love
fanfic
But I don’t have anything blocked.
It’s much more fun to laugh at stupidity.
the-squid-king:
Hmm
I feel like I should tag posts about people romanticizing school shootings
But with what?
“dildos”
“republicans”
“santorum”
“Ten/Rose shippers”
aintasuperhero:
nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
some people don’t have grass where they live, check ur privilege
February 2012
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tinysparrow replied to your post: A manifesto
wow. that’s really extreme, johnny.
Okay. I probably wouldn’t actually do that.
But I’d pace around and plan out doing it intently.
And then just yell at them for it the next day.
Seriously. If I was actually depressed and someone pulled that “everyone is beautiful” crap, it’d probably do more harm than good....
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A manifesto
If anyone ever says “everyone is beautiful” to try to cheer me up, I will swallow an entire bottle of fake sugar pills, contained in one of my prescription bottles from when I was younger, a few days later right in front of them. After they’ve gone through the emotional trials of trying to save me from an overdose of harmless sugar, I’ll reveal my ruse, and say something...
Tumblr is the worst place for white, cis,...
christyleighstewart:
This is their hell.
Actually, it’s rather fun to gallivant about and watch the SJAs scream at you every time you misspell a word they made up.
I think it’s hilarious.
If this is hell, I might just go back to believing in it. Because when the tormentors’ reactions are hilariously silly, all you can do is entertain yourself.
On a more serious note, I...
Start watching video that had some feminist...
-Girl writing something on a piece of paper, emotional music starts
“Pathos, scrolling on”
This attitude is doing me well.
Saves me much “this argument has no substance whatsoever,” which I feel the need to point out whether I agree or disagree anytime I see these arguments.
“I’m part English and part Irish, so I’m actually Scottish.”
– Girl at school who was actually being serious
the-squid-king:
transhumanisticpanspermia:
the-squid-king:
Don’t kink-shame, unless the kinks are actively hurting somebody!
What two or more consenting adults do in the privacy of their own home is none of your beeswax!
And here we have the sex apologist, who still hates masturbation.
Lies! Masturbation is pretty great!
“two or more”
the-squid-king:
Don’t kink-shame, unless the kinks are actively hurting somebody!
What two or more consenting adults do in the privacy of their own home is none of your beeswax!
And here we have the sex apologist, who still hates masturbation.
cravaterie:
adventurisms:
lol i don’t really understand why everyone is so excited about lucy liu playing watson to some white dude’s sherlock.
1) she’s still not the main protagonist 2) super hetero subplot practically plastered upon everything 3) it’s from CBS 4) she might be asian american, but she sure as fuck will not be a character who is shown as being asian american in any other way...
Police agencies in the United States to begin... →
iyatan:
From Deep Green Resistance News Service.
“The FCC is going to open up air space to drones, public and private, moving into a new era of airspace use.”
“ORWELLIAN SURVEILLANCE POLICE ARE PIGS”
Seriously?
I already suspected bullshit with a name like “deep green resistance.”
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Rick Wakeman should be commissioned to write/play...
His style fits so well, and Doctor Who has the somewhat unique quality of giving a shit about its score (as well as having an original one in the first place.)
anticapitalist:
I’m sleepy and people are talking about the non-aggression principle.
Go away. No one cares.
If we all sit in a circle and talk about love, maybe they’ll stop posting.
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Congratulations tumblr!
You win the “having a brain for once” award by not complaining about minor GUI changes!
Woo!
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Anonymous asked: What are your thoughts on White Privilege?
I'd love to make that change
But your editing mark looks like ancient runes.
Trying to edit my work for literary magazine
Most recurrent phrase
“I don’t know what that editing mark means.”
Anonymous asked: Why do you and anticap feel the...
anticapitalist:
Machistado:
Jealous.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Of all the patently ridiculous things I’ve heard
“Throwing a friendship in someone’s face” ranks pretty high.
Newt Gingrich
The only man alive who prefers the name “Newt” over “Newton.”
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arcanavitae asked: You are a gifted author sir.
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caspiav replied to your post: I wrote gay porn on a whim/self-inflicted dare
I can’t do anything except laugh.
inglouriousgentleman replied to your post: I wrote gay porn on a whim/self-inflicted dare
Whut?
Precisely.
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I wrote gay porn on a whim/self-inflicted dare
It evolved out of a discussion about whether one could feel sexually jealous of plaintext, to which I mentioned monastic scribes, who were often also carvers, and their loss of occupation to the advent of plaintext. In theory, monastic scribes could carve dildos. Duh.
I would avoid reading this.
Peter went into his study and sat down. “My, I’ve broken quite a sweat from running those copies all...
tinysparrow:
quixon:
classicrockneverdies:
...
Deleted my asshole-ness
Forgive me, asshole contained within me
You must be censored
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arawellaa replied to your post: Alright, I give up
i sort of don’t get the whole idea of using womyn and women* so if it is horrid to use the english word for the female why not use other languages if so? meh i don’t understand sj bloggers sometimes regarding those words :/
^
Alright, I give up
SJ bloggers, please, enlighten me.
What the fuck is “women*?”
What does the asterisk mean?
I know on trans-, it means it could signify “gender” or “sexual.”
But what fucking purpose does it serve here?
Do you people have lives other than inventing words that make no sense and don’t even use the 26-letter alphabet that has been generally accepted for...
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(Somewhat) scientific survey of the "vegan" tag to...
Result: 80%.
Advice: people would take you more seriously if you used actual arguments instead of “look at that poor dead animal!”
unknowablewoman:
abrokenfishbowl:
today on tumblr:
White men get away with rape, abuse while black men have a lot of attention paid to their crimes
Men are allowed to make jokes about womens’ bodies because it is funny
Posting bizarre porn gifs is marginalizing
<3
People expect the internet to have standards of decency
“Fan fiction is what literature might look like if it were reinvented from...”
– The Boy Who Lived Forever | Time Magazine (via gypsy-sunday)
This is probably the best, non-judgmental description of fan fiction I’ve ever heard of in main stream media.
(via raeseddon)
I will forever reblog this.
(via roachpatrol)
Always reblog
(via theoriginalspike)
In other words...
tsundereking:
look me in the screen and tell me you love me
Memetics
The first legitimate field of study effectively obliterated by the internet’s power of irrelevant content.
The stoners at my school have more advanced...
“I love animation because in the world of animation, you can be anything you...”
– CHRIS ROCK, introducing the Best Animated Film Oscar. (via inothernews)
I installed tumblr savior (no idea if I'll ever...
I tried to block every post by blocking “*”
It didn’t work.