Two million dollars worth of cocaine in hollowed-out books – believed to have originated in Mexico – was delivered by the courier company DHL in fake bags with “UN” written on them to the United Nations in New York.
A UN spokesman said they were not diplomatic pouches and were at a loss to explain the packages.
Nice try, Ban Ki-moon.
A little known fact is that the Secretary-General of the UN is also Event Planner and Party Coordinator.
Another source (in case you don’t trust the blog link above)
“Hey man can you send me that shit next month?”
“Yeah man where should I send it?”
“Here’s my card. Send it to the home address. It’s the top one.”
-later-
“Wait…which one was his home address?
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