Transhumanistic Manifest-Panspermialism
No longer a huge part of my philosophy, but fun to say

thetexaschainsawmanicure:

what next tumblr

how about we protest scorpion lollies, feeding crickets to herps or indigenous cultures eating roasted spiders —

OH SWIM DON’T YOU KNOW ANYTHING, arachnids and insects are hideous creatures with too many legs and exist only to be squashed

my mistake

ANIMALS DESERVE HUMAN RIGHTS

Because they’re cute

So yeah, forget the other ones